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Total Medals Earned: 431 (From 67 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,740 Points

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)

And you've got butterfingers? 5 Points

Burn 2,000 calories

Bingo! Dino DNA! 5 Points

Burn 500 calories

More like a six-foot Turkey 5 Points

Burn 1,000 calories

When you gotta go, you gotta go 5 Points

Burn 5,000 calories

Didn't say the magic word! 10 Points

Burn 10,000 calories

He left us! 10 Points

Burn 15,000 Calories

That is one big pile of 10 Points

Burn 25,000 Calories

Hold on to your butts 25 Points

Burn 40,000 Calories

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex 50 Points

Burn 50,000 calories

UNIX! I know this! 100 Points

Burn 75,000 calories

Upgrade Complete 2

Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)

U001 5 Points

UPGRADE 1

U002 5 Points

UPGRADE 2

U016 5 Points

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Utopian Mining

Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)

Being generous! 5 Points

Give John some money.

COAL 5 Points

Find coal.

IRON 5 Points

Find iron.

Start off your adventure! 5 Points

Enter Utopia.

Vamos a la playa! 5 Points

Get some sand.

A good investment... 10 Points

Give Dave some money for his project.

Engineer 10 Points

Help building the steammachine.

GOLD 10 Points

Find gold.

It works! 10 Points

Make the steammachine work.

WOLFRAM 10 Points

Find wolfram.

DIAMOND 25 Points

Find diamond.

Expensive experiments 25 Points

Give George some smaragds.

Project completed! 25 Points

Give Dave some sand.

RUBY 25 Points

Find ruby.

Saving electricity 25 Points

Give George some wolfram.

SMARAGD 25 Points

Find smaragd.

The COre 25 Points

Get the COre.

Jewelry 50 Points

Give Jamie some rubies.

Hero 100 Points

Finish the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Villainous - Tower Attack

Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)

What is Best in Life? 5 Points

Earn your first gold medal on a stage.

What is Good in Life? 5 Points

Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.

Everything for Everyone 10 Points

Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.

Prequel to the Sequel 25 Points

Unlock the last stage of the game.

One Thousand Goblins Later... 50 Points

Get all gold medals and all gold skills.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Wasted Youth, Part 1

Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/500 points)

Education, Education, Education 5 Points

Go to a lesson

Hello, Hammy 5 Points

Say Hello to Hammy the Hamster

A Little on the Side 5 Points

Complete a side-mission

Antiquist 5 Points

Inspect Stouffer's painting

Bustin' For a Crap! 5 Points

Take a shit

Flower Fun 5 Points

Water your plant

Lazy Bones 5 Points

Take a nap in the day

Lock Picker 5 Points

Pick a lock successfully

Tele Addict 5 Points

Watch TV

Too Much Fud 5 Points

Be sick

Completionist (1) 10 Points

Complete 3 of the Main Missions

Piggy Love (1) 10 Points

Collect 10 Piggymon Cards

Stylish Prat 10 Points

Wear a different costume

Super Drinker 10 Points

Drink all 3 types of drink

Super Eater 10 Points

Eat all 4 types of meal

Book Worm 25 Points

Read every book

Completionist (2) 25 Points

Complete 7 of the Main Missions

Facebook Stalker 25 Points

Read all pupil profiles

Piggy Love (2) 25 Points

Collect 25 Piggymon cards

Completionist (3) 50 Points

Complete the game

NERD! 50 Points

Attend every lesson

Piggy Love (3) 50 Points

Collect all 50 Piggymon cards

Socialism 50 Points

Talk to everybody

Well and Truly Done 100 Points

100% completion

Zelda the Welder

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)

Clock Welder 5 Points

Repair the clock

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Robot Welder 10 Points

Repair the robot

Bomb Welder 50 Points

Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN

Zombies, Inc.

Medals Earned: 8/30 (50/455 points)

Conquer Africa 5 Points

Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?

Conquer Canada 5 Points

Not that they put up much of a fight.

Conquer the North Pole 5 Points

Zombify Santa.

Conquer the South Pole 5 Points

Penguin zombies are no joke.

Fully Upgrade One Item 5 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.

Fully Upgrade One Zombie 5 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.

Fully Upgrade Four Items 10 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.

Hire 20 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving small business.

Beat Game on Easy 5 Points

Beat the game on easy difficulty.

Conquer Central America 5 Points

I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.

Conquer South America 5 Points

The amazon just got even wilder.

Conquer South Asia 5 Points

What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.

Conquer the World in 90 Days 5 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!

Beat Game on Normal 10 Points

Beat the game on normal difficulty.

Conquer Australia 10 Points

Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!

Conquer China 10 Points

People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.

Conquer Japan 10 Points

If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.

Conquer Russia 10 Points

In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!

Conquer the World in 75 Days 10 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!

Fully Upgrade Five Zombies 10 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.

Hire 40 Employees 10 Points

You are a thriving company.

Beat Game on Hard 25 Points

Beat the game on hard difficulty

Conquer Europe 25 Points

Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.

Conquer the United States 25 Points

Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.

Fully Upgrade All Items 25 Points

Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.

Hire 60 Employees 25 Points

You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!

Unlock all Company Upgrades 25 Points

Your company is now running at peak efficiency!

Beat Game w/o Losing a Battle 50 Points

You are definitely an expert strategist.

Conquer the World in 60 Days 50 Points

Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!

Fully Upgrade All Zombies 50 Points

Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.